I have no intention of reading this books because the author wears odd socks and refuses to give money to the homeless - even if they DANCE for it! Plus, I totally saw him making out with Brad in the Dog & Bull last week.
In support of this protest review by Manny.
My wife pointed out that my last protest review was focused on attributes of the author, rather than behaviours, which is apparently the type of thing that inspired our beloved new policy. They haven't yet removed my last one, so perhaps I wasn't breaking the rule completely? This is a more accurate attempt at defying the nonsensical policy.